Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Introducing Doctor Dissector

Part man. Part physiologist. Doctor Dissector has been surprising A & P classes in the St. Louis metro area. Only one grainy photo has been taken of this mysterious person. He seems to be wearing a yellow cape, baseball cap, and what seems to be high school uniform pants and polo. His motives are as much a mystery as his identity. It is rumored that he mutated due to exposure to preservative fluids in his laboratory (where he was supposedly working on the formula for "pure awesomeness"). Hero or villain, we know not. Until his identity is confirmed authorities are recommending you not approach Doctor Dissector.

Beware, and by all means be safe!

The only known image of Doctor Dissector.


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3 comments:

  1. Mrs. HenneboehleJune 24, 2009 at 8:47 AM

    He was spotted at approximately 9:26 AM on the third floor as well. He may have escaped the laboratory, or be running around in preparation of his experiments, but still...

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  2. Mrs. OyolaJune 24, 2009 at 9:23 AM

    Rumor has it he also controls electricity, so onlookers have also dubbed him "Raiden." I fear for the safety of our children.

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  3. AnonymousJuly 6, 2009 at 7:21 AM

    We must find out who this hero is...ASAP!

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